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Funny Valentines Day Facebook Statusets Quotes & Sayings
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
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Valentines day is almost here, this day is about caring and sharing, mostly for those who love one another, Valentines day is a dream for all of us.
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I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day.
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Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet...
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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.
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A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!
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Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single.
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Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
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After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm.
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