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Funny Waiting Room Quotes & Sayings
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
Mike Myers
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I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!
Madea
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Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr Seuss
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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Like a flower waiting to bloom. Like a lightbulb in a dark room.
Norah Jones
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To me an audition is 30 crazed people in a room waiting to be axed.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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He's looking for the president's kidnapped daughter; everybody he calls on to help him is busy, but lo and behold, you look across the room, and I'm waiting for that action.
Derek Luke
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Amin managed to invite both the US and Soviet ambassadors to his palace at the very same time and then deliberately kept them together in his waiting room.
Ryszard Kapuscinski
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I was waiting for a push, waiting for a sign. Waiting for the perfect moment to arrive.
Mark Harris
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In an ICU waiting room a fan asked me to sign a pic of her daughters tumor that had just been removed. I scrolled my BC over the bloody mass.
Bryan Cranston
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
Paul Feig
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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Waiting, waiting, waiting. All my life, I've been waiting for my life to begin, as if somehow my life was ahead of me, and that someday I would arrive at it.
Camryn Manheim
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You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.
Bubba Smith
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That awkward moment when There Goes My Baby plays in an abortion clinic waiting room.
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Waiting for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you're waiting for isn't aware that you're waiting...
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Waiting for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you're waiting for isn't aware that you're waiting.
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The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files.
Timothy Murphy
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