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Rosanna-Symone
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Suggest Revision: Everyday Is Not A Promise For Anybody. When You Sleep May The Next Day Would Not Wake Up. Tonight Might Be Your Last Night.If You Wake Up the Next Morning Just Thank Good For Another Day. You See He didn't Have To Wake You Up. But he did.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
 
Zaira_Swan
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Suggest Revision: When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
 
You wake up but not really. In the bedroom you grew up in. It's the only place on this entire planet that is yours. The only place on the planet that understands you. It understands the way your nerves flare everytime you think about talking to anyone, scared into shyness at the thought of opening your mouth but the way you are the best hypocrite around when you're in front of a microphone. It knows what turns that switch on and off and on again. It understands the way when you don't have a smile on your face everyone only spits: what's wrongs and you look tireds. So the way you keep it on your face just wide enough to avoid questions. It understands how neurotic you have become, the way you treat your flaws like old friends. The way you look in the mirror and think of yourself as Mr. Misery...
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Suggest Revision: You wake up but not really. In the bedroom you grew up in. It's the only place on this entire planet that is yours. The only place on the planet that understands you. It understands the way your nerves flare everytime you think about talking to anyone, scared into shyness at the thought of opening your mouth but the way you are the best hypocrite around when you're in front of a microphone. It knows what turns that switch on and off and on again. It understands the way when you don't have a smile on your face everyone only spits: what's wrongs and you look tireds. So the way you keep it on your face just wide enough to avoid questions. It understands how neurotic you have become, the way you treat your flaws like old friends. The way you look in the mirror and think of yourself as Mr. Misery...
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 
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Suggest Revision: How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
 
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Suggest Revision: The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
 
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