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Funny Wake Up C Quotes & Sayings
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month. To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up.
Layzie Bone
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?
Pauly D
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The whole world is great! That is...until you wake up.
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I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone...
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
Leslie Fiedler
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It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Everyday Is Not A Promise For Anybody. When You Sleep May The Next Day Would Not Wake Up. Tonight Might Be Your Last Night.If You Wake Up the Next Morning Just Thank Good For Another Day. You See He didn't Have To Wake You Up. But he did.
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