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Funny Wednesday Morningsday Morning Quotes & Sayings
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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For Catholics, today is Ash Wednesday. For Rastafarians, I believe it's called Hash Wednesday.
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She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.
David Gest
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas. You're online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. It's a job that you never push aside.
James Daly
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Every Wednesday is Ash Wednesday if you're a crackhead.
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The first one, obviously, was walking into my office at eight o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, and being told there was a telephone call saying that there was an incident at Three Mile Island, and that it had shut down and that beyond that we didn't know.
William Scranton
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
John Tenniel
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In this brief transit where the dreams cross The dream-crossed twilight between birth and dying Ash Wednesday.
TS Eliot
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Praying with all who enter into a special fast and spiritual sobriety today on Ash Wednesday. May we all come before our Savior in humility.
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Today is Ash Wednesday, a day when we contemplate our mortality. I rubbed my cancer scar, said a prayer of thanks and moved on.
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The first person that I see on Ash Wednesday with a cross on their forehead always scares the living daylights out of me until I remember.
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Ash Wednesday is full of joy...The source of all sorrow is the illusion that of ourselves we are anything but dust.
Thomas Merton
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Most gracious God we come praying on this Ash Wednesday as we remember our Lord Jesus' trek toward Calvary. Thank you for such love, Amen.
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On this Ash Wednesday let's make our first sacrifice of turning over to The Lord every anxiety and fear.
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Ash Wednesday a day that reminds us were not here forever, and challenges us to live the very best everyday.
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I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die.
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Repent and believe in the gospel. A Blessed Ash Wednesday to all my fellow Catholics.
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