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Funny Weekend Lines Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better.
Hunter Tylo
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Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
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Weekend Advice: It's only illegal if you get caught.
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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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