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Funny Weekend Status Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Obama said, 'Yes we can!' but I said, 'Yes weekend!'
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.
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