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Funny Weight Gain Funny Good Morninging Quotes & Sayings
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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I didn't think I was fat. I just thought I didn't need to gain any weight. But I would drop weight and then I would be comfortable with that number. Then I would lose more weight and that would become my new number.
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
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Women gain weight after marriage. Men gain weight after divorce.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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