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oketa_ojok
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Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
 
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Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
...condom says to the tampon,
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Suggest Revision: ...condom says to the tampon,
 
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 
A man asks a trainer in the gym:
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Suggest Revision: A man asks a trainer in the gym:
 
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Suggest Revision: Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
 
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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Suggest Revision: If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
 
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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Suggest Revision: Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
 
The teacher asks Timmy
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Suggest Revision: The teacher asks Timmy
 
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