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Funny When Youre Dead Ho Quotes & Sayings
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She may be breathing and her hearts just barely beating but youre all being fooled. Thats not really her. The girl youre looking for is dead.
Unknown
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
Ludacris
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Some days youre the dog, and some days youre the hydrant.
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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