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Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
Ludacris
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Some days youre the dog, and some days youre the hydrant.
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing now as well. Im terrified about doing it. I dont know what Im going to do when it comes to those scenes. Ive been complaining so much about having the makeup on and contact lenses. Kristen [Stewart] is like, Youre so pathetic. You have to just get over it. Why cant you just get used to it? Now, since Kristen has to wear contact lens, too, I can finally be like, You will know what its like. Youre going to be in constant aggravation the whole time. Which is great.
Robert Pattinson
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youre not really allowed to complain about any of this fame. Youre just supposed to be grateful. And obviously, I get it. Youre lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that theres a bad side to any of this people will be like, Liar! I guess its because people want to have it as a dream.
Robert Pattinson
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When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one of those self-obsessed artists who dont care about their fans. Its not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them and youre an idiot if you dont know that.
Lady Gaga
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As an actor I think youre always going to ride a fine line between doing something because you believe its the right thing to do, and guessing what the public wants to see. For politicians it must be the same, if not more so. You have to be quite vigilant with yourself and question why youre doing certain things as well as whats behind all that. Because otherwise, you can find yourself having made choices for the wrong reasons. And suddenly youre a completely different person than the one you thought you were a year earlier.
Michael Sheen
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Me jealous of you? Haha, youre funny.
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Me jealous of you? Haha, youre funny.
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I made a funny son and youre not laughin.
Foghorn Leghorn
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