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Suggest Revision: A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese.
 
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Suggest Revision: Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
 
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Suggest Revision: Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
 
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Suggest Revision: Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
 
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Suggest Revision: I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
 
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Suggest Revision: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
 
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Suggest Revision: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
 
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