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Suggest Revision: If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
 
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Suggest Revision: My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
 
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Suggest Revision: Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
 
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Suggest Revision: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
 
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Suggest Revision: Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
 
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