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Funny Witch Quotes & Sayings
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A witch and a bi... always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bi..., or the bi... would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc
Tennessee Williams
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Playing a witch is a fantasy for a girl like playing a superhero is a fantasy for a guy. Your powers are limitless. I dressed up as a witch for Halloween probably three times when I was a kid. It's fun.
Rebecca Romijn
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The word Witch carries so many negative connotations that many people wonder why we use the word at all. Yet to reclaim the word Witch is to reclaim our right, as women, to be powerful; as men, to know the feminine within as divine.
Starhawk
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The word "Witch" carries so many negative connotations that many people wonder why we use the word at all. Yet to reclaim the word "Witch" is to reclaim our right, as women, to be powerful; as men, to know the feminine within as divine.
Starhawk
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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...
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When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house, I can't believe I remember this, he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy Kaling
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If he up, watch him fall, ni... I can't fu.. witch'all.
UGK
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God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
Samuel Butler
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Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead.
E Y Harburg
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Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
Stan Freberg
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I lost my teddybear can I sleep witch you?
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Joe McCarthy and his Senate hearings were like witch-hunts.
Desi Arnaz
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I think with Blair Witch and The Sixth Sense, people are much more open to something that is different.
Sam Mendes
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Witch, twitch, bi...! God, mother's right, this is World War 6.
Nicki Minaj
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Somebody with Debbie Reynolds' features doesn't get cast as the Wicked Witch.
Alan Rickman
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Half-blood, sir, Muggle father, witch mother.
Tom Riddle
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I am no more a witch than you are a wizard. If you take my life away, God will give you blood to drink.
Sarah Good
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Somebody with Debbie Reynolds' features doesn't get cast as the Wicked Witch.
Alan Rickman
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I have to knock on wood because any minute now the wicked witch will come in and ruin it all with a poisoned apple.
Katherine Heigl
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