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Virginia_Calling
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Suggest Revision: Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
 
nwahshawn
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Suggest Revision: If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
 
nwahshawn
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Suggest Revision: Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
 
Nabilah1994
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Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
petagayeclark
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Suggest Revision: If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
 
sarasantiago7
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Suggest Revision: If opinions are like assholes then you are like an opinion.
 
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Suggest Revision: Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
 
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Suggest Revision: Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
 
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Suggest Revision: Another papercut survivor.
 
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Suggest Revision: Absolutely awkward, proud nerd & geek, decreaser of world suck.
 
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