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Suggest Revision: A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
 
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Suggest Revision: What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
 
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Suggest Revision: Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
 
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Suggest Revision: A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
 
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Suggest Revision: Man has will, but woman has her way.
 
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Suggest Revision: If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
 
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Suggest Revision: What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
 
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Suggest Revision: Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 
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