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Suggest Revision: I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
  
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Suggest Revision: Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring.
  
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Suggest Revision: Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
  
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Suggest Revision: Don't bother me at work...unless cake is involved.
  
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Suggest Revision: When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey! He's only human!
  
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Suggest Revision: I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
  
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Suggest Revision: You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
  
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Suggest Revision: Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
  
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
  
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Suggest Revision: It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
  
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