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Suggest Revision: My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thank you for replying to part of my e-mail.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
 
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Suggest Revision: I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
 
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