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Funny Work Dayfunny Work Day Quotes & Sayings
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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I took the ET job because I wanted to stop traveling and they said I would only work half a day. Then I could work on music the rest of the day. They put in my contract that I wouldn't work after 1 P.M.
John Tesh
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!
Mindy Kaling
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I had to take my makeup off at work every night. I wasn't allowed to do it at home because my mom said that when your work day is done, you're done with work.
Jodie Foster
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
Unknown
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To me, that's one of the things that I love about doing this stuff. One day I can work on this piece in watercolor, and then work on something else on the computer, or work on something else that's a completely different approach.
Bill Sienkiewicz
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What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
Stephen Leacock
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My girls' work ethic is second to none. They get up at 4 a.m., go to work, work until they fall down, and then get up the next day and do it all over again.
Kris Jenner
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