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Funny Work Metting Quotes & Sayings
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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Those who work hard are rewarded with more work!
Abhishek Tiwari
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting.
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Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
Scott Adams
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