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Suggest Revision: I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
 
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Suggest Revision: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
 
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Suggest Revision: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
 
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Suggest Revision: My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
 
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Suggest Revision: I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
 
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Suggest Revision: Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
 
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