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Funny Young And Old Married Coup Quotes & Sayings
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
VPSkipper
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What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can't leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age.
Diane Kruger
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.
Roger McGough
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
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You may write it on his tombstone, You may cut it on his card, That a young man married is a young man marred
Rudyard Kipling
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
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I don't think anybody should get married before they're 30. You're too young to really know yourself.
Jeremy London
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
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It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old,and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
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May was young and beautiful, we were legally married, but she was caught in the prison of my skin.
Sammy Davis Jr
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I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.
Kyra Sedgwick
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I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do, to be successful, to do a movie or whatever. But if the time is right, I definitely want to be married by 25.
Justin Bieber
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