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Funny Zoofunny Zoo Quotes & Sayings
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'
Jerry Lewis
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A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street anymore without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal family or an animal in a zoo; and zoo animals have been known to die from stares.
Igor Stravinsky
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its essentially the same experience.
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
Robert Paul
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I hate when a guy looks at me and I cant tell if hes thinking I'm cute or if hes thinking, 'How did that wlarus excape the zoo?'
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries
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Were goin to the motherfu..in zoo!
Joel Zimmerman
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Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.
Paul Simon
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It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
Kevin Bacon
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The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris
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Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.
Jack Hanna
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Marlon was more of a formal zoo director type.
Jim Fowler
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Clearly, then, the city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.
Desmond Morris
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I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.
Nicole Kidman
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Evan Esar
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
Todd Barry
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If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.
Robert J Dole
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