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Funny Not Sleeping Quotes & Sayings
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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I like sleeping, its like death without commitment.
Unknown
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!
Emalie Newhall
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Dave Barry
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Unknown
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Sleeping with an ex is like mastur....... You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
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People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns.
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
Unknown
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
Kate Hudson
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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