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Funny To My Stalker Quotes & Sayings
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
Unknown
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I never play the victim, I'd rather be a stalker.
Rihanna
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If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep.
Christina Ricci
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Excuse me ma'am, I saw you walk in I turned around, I'm not a stalker.
Alan Jackson
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I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
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All the eyeliner in the world wont make you anything more than a psycho stalker bi....
Peyton Sawyer
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Many a preacher misses the mark because, though he knows books, he does not know men.
James Stalker
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Girls are insecure for the smallest reasons, if someone care's about your little flaws they're a stalker and pay to much attention to detail.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Nathan Scott
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When we are engaged in His work we are very close to Christ. We are expending our anxiety and affections on the same objects on which His heart is set.
James Stalker
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As my train rolls, a text from an angel Hits my iphone. love her, I don't. But she still wanna see me later, Her stalker instinct too extreme to date her.
Ryan Leslie
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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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I started my career by becoming a stalker, watching women in the street, the way they greet each other. I thought if I could capture some of that expression, that depth of emotion, it will make me interesting to watch as an actor.
Bob Hoskins
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I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where the hell is Mr. Right?
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To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan. But I can look at a woman and become a fan of hers instantly.
Tyrese Gibson
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You never quit loving someone, you just accept that they aren't gonna love you back!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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