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Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway
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Down the street, pound a beat, I smoke a pound of weed. Heard about it, don't believe, come to my house and see.
Wiz Khalifa
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I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.
James Gandolfini
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You were saying that once when visiting Yale, you were struck that unlike Pound, Williams's thinking was volatile, I mean, did not stay locked into a pattern of concepts that then defined his subsequent necessary behavior, whereas Pound did.
Robert Creeley
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Quarter Brick, half a brick, whole brick Aaay! Quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound Okay! 100 pillz, 1000 pillz, servin major Weight! JuiceMan and Gucci Mane make the trap Aay!
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High and hazy, shady, grimey, slimey in every way, 30 cities, 30 shooters, we're like the NBA, Blaze when you want me stop, tough plot, Big macs for every one you can eat, Pound for every pound you got.
Lloyd Banks
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This league is getting big. We have way more 300-pound guys than ever before. That's not to say all the people in athletics who have died are 300-pound guys. There are so many different reasons.
Steve Mariucci
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Brendan Behan
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I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
Billy Connolly
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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heartbeats pound softer
Silverstein
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Either move or be moved.
Ezra Pound
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.
Ezra Pound
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I once ate a two-pound steak all by myself!
Nick Jonas
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I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.
Ezra Pound
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Wars are made to make debt.
Ezra Pound
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Somebody said that I am the last American living the tragedy of Europe.
Ezra Pound
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