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Gargle Mayo Quotes & Sayings
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Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.
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Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my a.. off Everydayo of Mayo.
Jake Owen
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Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.
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Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
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Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco.
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I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.
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Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.
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Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo.
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This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying.
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I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.
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Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.
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This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.
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Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.
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It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.
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If we hook up this Cinco de Mayo, I promise not to tweet about it.
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Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death.
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If u listen verrrry closely to haters & critics,, u'll hear the death gargle of a non achiever
Rev Run
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Dr Robert Anthony
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A specialist is a man who knows more and more about less and less.
William J Mayo
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Pop bottles, take one of them ho.. and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her mouth I said I wanna see you gargle, Then she answered back, guess what, I can swallow, She can swallow the whole bottle.
Travis Porter
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