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George Carlin And Dogs Quotes & Sayings
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
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Dogs will never cheat on you. Dogs will never be mean to you. Dogs will only ever love you. Date a dog.
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Think off-center.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is just mind control.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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