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George Carlin Birthdayin Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Think off-center.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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The status quo sucks.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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Religion is just mind control.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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Yippee your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and partylicious birthday!
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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