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Suggest Revision: Atheism is a non-prophet organization
 
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Suggest Revision: I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
 
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Suggest Revision: Electricity is really just organized lightning.
 
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Suggest Revision: In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
 
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Suggest Revision: Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
 
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Suggest Revision: What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
 
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Suggest Revision: When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
 
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Suggest Revision: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
 
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