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George Carlin Weather Quotes & Sayings
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
Pauly D
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Dan Spencer
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I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.
Unknown
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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