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Get Off Facebook And Make Some Food Quotes & Sayings
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
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Whoever snuck the 'S' in Fast Food is a clever person.
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot.
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I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
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Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up.
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
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Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.
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We're going to do everything possible to make sure that food safety is always paramount, and that we work with the industry as aggressively as we can to make sure that we're paying attention to the food-safety issues.
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I love food, all types of food. I love Korean food, Japanese, Italian, French. In Australia, we don't have a distinctive Australian food, so we have food from everywhere all around the world. We're very multicultural, so we grew up with lots of different types of food.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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