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Girlfriend Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Girlfriend Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
Unknown
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Unknown
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
Unknown
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
Bo Burnham
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
Unknown
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
Nsync
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If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.
Unknown
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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