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Girls Without Stan Quotes & Sayings
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
American Dad
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
American Dad
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Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing.
American Dad
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
American Dad
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
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Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.
American Dad
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Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!
American Dad
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said, "Look out for the mines." Stan: I said, "Look out for the mines."
American Dad
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap.
American Dad
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Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.
American Dad
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
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Even the prettiest girls feel ugly sometimes. The happiest girls cry at night, the most independent girls feel alone. We might all be living different lives, but when it comes down to it, We are all fighting the same monsters.
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Behind every girls Smile; There's a lie. Behind every girls Eyes; There's a tear. Behind every girls Heart; Are a thousand broken pieces.
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Pour for them white girls, them light girls, We just buy all these bottles cause it excites girls.
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You think ya girl safe with her girls when she having a 'girls night' little do you know her girls persuading her to hang with other dudes.
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
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Girls will be girls! We laugh at the dumbest jokes, go along with the craziest ideas, and still manage to have the best times.
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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time
Tallulah Bankhead
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