TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Glad I Have Facebook To Keep Up With Everyone Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Glad I Have Facebook To Keep Up With Everyone" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Summer
Weather
Humor
Facebook
Witty Facebook Status
Facebook
Clever Facebook Status
Keeping It Real
Witty Facebook Status
Halloween
Drama
Drama Queen
Song Lyrics
Teen Love
Forget You
Teenagers
Keeping It Real
Show more
It Is What It Is
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
Facebook Status
Addiction
Humor
Friends
Rejection
Sarcastic
Relatives
Bitchy
Shit Talking
Insincerity
Friendship
Manners
Hatred
Christmas Humor
Cell Phone
Best
Funny
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Friends With Benefits
Expression
Homewrecker
Deception
Ugliness
Students
QUOTES
I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
Unknown
85 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Unknown
225 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Summer quotes
Weather quotes
Humor quotes
I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
Unknown
39 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
Unknown
287 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a lot of times, I wouldn't hear what they'd said because I had headphones on. So, I kinda just go, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And I'd just keep walking. And this one guy said something to me one time, and I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And then right when I walked past him, I realized, 'Oh, man, that guy didn't say anything about the show.' He went, 'Hey, man, your fly's down.' And I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show. Glad you like seeing my d..k pop out of my pants. Come back next week, you can see one of my balls.'
Aziz Ansari
21 Likes
Sponsored Links
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
Unknown
345 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
Unknown
47 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Halloween quotes
Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
501 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Drama quotes
Drama Queen quotes
Facebook quotes
My universe will never be the same. I'm glad you came. I'm glad you came.
The Wanted
51 Likes
Song Lyrics quotes
Teen Love quotes
I tell folks all the time, I'm glad I was able to start out my life like that, but I'm also glad it's over,
Unknown
4 Likes
Forget You quotes
Sponsored Links
Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
408 Likes
Facebook quotes
Teenagers quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
Unknown
1647 Likes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
Unknown
722 Likes
Facebook quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
Im so glad you found me in time and Im so glad that youve rectified my mind. This will be an everlasting love on me...
Natalie Cole
5 Likes
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Claudette Colbert
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
I'm glad the truth is out. I'm glad everyone knows I'm innocent, not guilty.
Puff Daddy
1 Likes
I'm glad you enjoyed it, I'm glad you're happy. Now learn to remember it.
The Weeknd
53 Likes
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
415 Likes
Addiction quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Humor quotes
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
Unknown
375 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
But do you know, I shall not be sorry to die. I shall be glad, Monsieur. And why glad, you ask? Because I love France and hate the Germans who have put this war on us.
Philip Gibbs
8 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Mar 29
Apologizing
Being Imperfect
Being Real
Capitalism
Deep Love
Depressed
Environment
Facebook Status
Friends
Friendship
Happy
Hope
Life
Losing Someone
Love
Mind Your Own Business
Repentance
Sadness
True Love
Using People
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™