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It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay

Duck Dynasty quotes

I went to Oregon to study permaculture and lived in an eco-village for a month outside Eugene. Its called Lost Valley. It was amazing and exactly what I needed. Youre learning how to live in a holistic way with the cycles of the Earth. At one point I was digging goat manure and putting it into a wheelbarrow, and while shovelling it, I just went, Oh, my God, this is exactly what I want to be doing right now.

Ellen Page quotes

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

James St James quotes

Listen, old goat, today doesn't matter and tomorrow doesn't matter. It's the end of the game that counts and how many chips you've got in your pocket, if you're still playing.

Robert Capa quotes

I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace! -The Killer

Scary Movie quotes

Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch?

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Redneck Girl quotes

Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Eric Cartman quotes

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.

Dwight Schrute quotes

We gettin' paper like a billy goat Remember being really broke? You should see my safe, boy, that thing look like a jewelry store.

For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Death, a Bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of Aconite. Well, why aren't you all copying this down?

Severus Snape quotes

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