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God Invented Mondays Quotes & Sayings
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Beauty is why God invented eyeballs, and her booty is why God invented my balls.
Kanye West
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
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The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
Unknown
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
Unknown
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
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I hate Mondays. Diets always start on Mondays.
Unknown
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages
Jacques Deval
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And man has actually invented God. And whats strange, what would be marvellous, is not that God should really exist; the marvel is that such an idea, the idea of the necessity of God, could enter the head of such a savage, vicious beast as man.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
P Z Pearce
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
Unknown
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
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God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Francis Picabia
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Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.
Simone Weil
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
Ralph Steadman
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Unknown
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You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
Unknown
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Catholics: They have got it all wrong.....Of course God wants us to use contraception.That's why he invented anal. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle
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