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Good Award Auotes Fat Joe Quotes & Sayings
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A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.
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I got a BRIT Award recently. And that was something four years ago that I would have died for. But when I finally got that award it meant absolutely nothing to me. Because I now know that The BRIT Awards is a TV show. Record company executives make deals with a TV channel and the producers about who wins what award in exchange for performance time. So its just become a non-award, like thank you for this.'
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
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A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now!
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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At least you guys can look good while being fat, all I look like a turtle. Not that I look good when I'm thin, I was thin when I was a kid.
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When I was in high school, I earned the pi.ple award and every other gross-out award.
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The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any award.
Javier Bardem
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
Joe Cocker
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
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I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
Gordon Ramsay
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your s.. life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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