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Grab A Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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In this world, there is something that cannot be forced upon. Do you know what it is? Things like fate, regardless of how hard you tried to grab, you cant seem to grab hold of it. And even if you grab hold of it, it would not stay in your hands forever
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Just remember, when you should grab something, grab it; when you should let go, let go.
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Load the car and write the note. Grab your bag and grab your coat. Tell the ones that need to know. We are headed north...
The Avett Brothers
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Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.
George Lopez
11 Likes
Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
14 Likes
you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
2 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
13 Likes
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
2 Likes
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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