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Groucho Marx Life Quotes & Sayings
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx
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I remember the first time I had s.. - I kept the receipt.
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