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Ground Hog Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Just saying. If the ground hog sees his shadows on Feb. 2, I'll make a hat and scarf out of his fur.
Unknown
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Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!
Aragorn
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In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.
Anne Sophie Swetchine
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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
Unknown
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Some people won't be happy until they've pushed you to the ground. What you have to do is have the courage to stand your ground and not give them the time of day. Hold on to your power and never give it away.
Donna Schoenrock
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This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well they used to mean something in this town, they used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of ya! You got a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? Untie your tongue and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? You know you want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a prediction. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life. -Bill Murray
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Every day you spend drifting away from your goals is a waste not only of that day, but also of the additional day it takes to regain lost ground
Ralph Marston
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Everyday above ground is a blessed day.
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Every day above ground is a good day.
Tony Montana
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Happy Earth Day. I'm doing my part by vacuuming all of the dirt out of my car and putting it back on the ground where it belongs.
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When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be better off.
Lewis B Hershey
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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So cold I frostbite 'em, no Pig Latin but I hog-tied 'em.
2 Chainz
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.
Timothy Dexter
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Everyday above ground is a good day!
Unknown
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