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Hammer Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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All you bi...es you cant touch this like Im MC Hammer. Where were you when I was cutting dope with Arm & Hammer.
Kodak Black
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But as for Hammer, i've always done the type of music that's entertaining and fun. From 'it's all good' all the way back to 'let's get it started'.
MC Hammer
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Drop the work off the scale, throw some ice in the pot. Then let that Arm & Hammer, hammer it right to a lot.
Meek Mill
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Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30, cuz unlike Hammer 30 mil cant hurt me.
Jay Z
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I Got 30 Cars, Whole Lot Of Dancers I Take Them Everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer Started Selling Dough, I'm Too Legit To Quit When Its Hammer Time, I'm Pulling Out The Stick.
Rick Ross
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I planned on taking the hammer on Thor, and sort of missed my opportunity. But its not happening this time, I guarantee it. Ill say it publically, too. The hammer is coming with me. I thought, oh maybe they will give it to me, but that didnt happen.
Chris Hemsworth
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Whenever Hammer does something it's going be scrutinized.
MC Hammer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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