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 Manny Pacquiao quotes 
Suggest Revision: Maybe Manny can take Espinosa for his roadwork or as an adviser. As we all know, Manny shows no mercy even with his sparring partners.
 
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 Women quotes 
Suggest Revision: He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.
 
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 Love quotes 
Suggest Revision: Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.
 
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 Education quotes 
Suggest Revision: Instead of a national curriculum for education, what is really needed is an individual curriculum for every child.
 
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 Laughter quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 
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 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
 
 Jack Handy quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
 
 Jack Handy quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
 
 Jack Handy quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
 
 Jack Handy quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live).
 
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