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Happy Birth Funny Quotes & Sayings
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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Life is a small gap between BIRTH & DEATH, So in this gap Be Happy and try to make others Happy..! Enjoy every moment of life..
Ritu Ghatourey
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Trust your instinct, care less and you won't be so stressed. Birth and death are solitary. Spend the time in between with the ones you love. Live, Love and be happy.
Kemmy Nola
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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