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Happy Retirement Funny Scottish Quiotes Quotes & Sayings
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The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!
Unknown
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Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
Charles Baxter
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.
Mike Myers
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I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.
Mike Myers
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Scottish Proverb
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.
Frank Eberhart
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There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Half
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A short retirement urges a sweet return
John Milton
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There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Half
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I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
Jerry Doyle
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