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Have You Ever Tried Putting A G In A Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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The big trick in putting is not method; the secret of putting is domination of the nerves.
Henry Cotton
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
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Putting on my legs is like putting on my sho... I understand that's how some people might think differently, but I hope that in London, their perceptions open up.
Oscar Pistorius
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There's a difference between putting up your guard and putting on a front.
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One day a year to recognize 364 other days of putting up with me, it doesn't seem fair. Thank you for working so hard and putting up with me.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive
Joseph Weizenbaum
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen.
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I feel like I'd like to continue putting out records and start putting them out more rapidly than I have until now and for me if I can keep selling the records to the fans that already like me that's fine.
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Putting beautiful typefaces on weak ad .. Is like Putting make-up on a corpse it may look beautiful, But it is still dead.
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
Brandi Isaacs
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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Stephen Wright
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The smartest thing my phone does is automatically update for daylight savings. TAKE NOTES microwave, oven and car!
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