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Suggest Revision: Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
 
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Suggest Revision: If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
 
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Suggest Revision: Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
 
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Suggest Revision: Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you is going to be asleep.
 
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Suggest Revision: Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
 
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Suggest Revision: This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
 
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Suggest Revision: People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
 
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Suggest Revision: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having sex. It means that you never figured out what it is all about. The mystery is in the body and the way the body works itself into nature.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to take it slow with him, I think he could be the one. I don't want to ruin it by having sex with him too early.
 
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