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Hearing Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I learned to speak first, and then to sign. I have never really known what it was like to hear, so I can't compare hearing aids to normal hearing.
Marlee Matlin
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Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country.
Unknown
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I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.
Norm Crosby
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton Sheen
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
Richard Simmons
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I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.
Chi McBride
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The thing about hearing loss is that no one can see it. Most people are so impatient; they just assume that the person with hearing loss is being rude, or slow-witted.
Marion Ross
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When I was a kid, hearing something from the president was like hearing something from God. Now I hear the president and think, What is he, crazy?
Fred Willard
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The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
Unknown
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We provided complete protection to witnesses - right of attorney, right of record, right to cross-examine, and open hearing if they desired. Only Mr. Lane asked for an open hearing.
John Sherman Cooper
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The hearing aids are very helpful for speech reading. Without the hearing aids, my voice becomes very loud, and I cannot control the quality of my voice.
Marlee Matlin
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The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.
Havelock Ellis
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For myself, for a long time...maybe I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops.
Tom Hiddleston
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You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'm sick and tired of hearing about me.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Hearing is more Powerful than sight. If music is the food of Love, play on! This is the power of hearing and it's effect upon the heart.
Malika E Nura
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I think it was to make really good music and give something to the people that, you know what I am saying, buy the music. I know that may sound f***ing corny, but that's what I wanted to do. It's a deep thing when you make millions off others buying your music. Artists, we owe it to the people, we have to go to the record studio and put out great albums. I hate hearing bullsh*t records, I hate hearing that, I ask how could they have released this? How could they do that to the people? Especially bullsh*t albums that sell.
Irv Gotti
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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