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Suggest Revision: I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
 
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Suggest Revision: Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Holy Bible is an abyss. It is impossible to explain how profound it is, impossible to explain how simple it is.
 
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Suggest Revision: The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man who does not give up can move mountains.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak to each other; for when they spoke they would discover that their souls had only separated by phantoms and delusions.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much.
 
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Suggest Revision: Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
 
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Suggest Revision: Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat him with a frying pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called grit ball.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe.
 
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