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Hens Night Funny Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2018

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

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There are a lot of things I can take, and a few that I can't. What I can't take is when my older brother, who's everything that I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw that look in your eyes last night. I don't ever want to see that look in your eyes again.

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Remember for every dark night there is a brighter day after it.	228 up, 102 down

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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.	403 up, 197 down

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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

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